Score: 10

"oh my"

submission: TBA - Time Trial #1

date: December 24, 2008

this film was so good it caused my dick to erupt chunky manjuices from deep inside my flesh
it all gushed out in a fountain of white and red which rained down onto my face and caused a deciduous forest to instantaneously grow in this very room I sit in.

this film was so grand it hath transformed my into Father Nature. Demigod of she we call the earth. Lord of the animals and the trees. I being great blessings onto all.

Score: 4

"no offense"

submission: Biosock

date: December 5, 2007

But this is really overrated.

And that guy who wrote the long-ass review was right. He wasnt trying to be mean, he was clearly trying to write an honest review.

what you should be doing is getting pissed off at all the people kissing yer ass and not telling you how to improve. If you're gonna cry like a little kid each time someone gives you an honest review, than you need to get off newgrounds.
reviews arent supposed to be nice. look up the word "review" in the dictionary

This cartoon was pretty bleh. No animation, traced everything, very little funny stuff.
Try harder and stop tracing. And stop being a baby.

Score: 10

"hello"

submission: Tactics 100 Live

date: May 22, 2007

I am writing nothing useful in this review. but because i gave the cartoon straight 10's, M-Bot and the review mods won't delete it. This is because they are 2-faced and Tom and Wade should be ashamed they appointed such people to run the portal.